Oldies but Goldies
 

· Four wheels move the body, Two wheels move the soul.

· "There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and
motor racing. All the rest are merely games."
Ernest Hemingway

· "Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle."

· Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

· "Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about
150."

· If you're going to lead, then lead.
If you're going to follow, get the hell out of my way!

· "You start the game with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o'
experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty
the pot of luck."

· Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to
live in the real world.
Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden

· If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't.

· Kansas: home of the highway with 318 miles and 11 curves.

· What does a Harley and hound dog have in common ? They both spend most
of their time in the back of a pickup truck. What differentiates the two?
The hound dog can get in and out of the pickup under his own power.

· "98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made
it home."

· NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

· Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of
oil on the ground.

· Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

· If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals
(you may even have to shave).

· Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

· If you don't ride in the rain you don't ride.

· Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

· Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction
and go.

· A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

· Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

· Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for
walking.

· Welltrained reflexes are quicker than luck.

· If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at
least five cars ahead.

· If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and
locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.

· A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to
the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

· Don't argue with a 18wheeler.

· If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape it's
serious.

· Grayhaired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

· There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk
riders.

· The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

· Always replace the cheapest parts first.

· You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the
breeze.

· Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.

· Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

tutte bellisssime, ma questa è da tatuarsi sul braccio...

Belle tutte!
Ma, dove c***o le hai trovate?

Grande!
"Hich!"
(ehm.. scusate) :)

· If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't.

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[QUOTE=Joe Falchetto

· Don't argue with a 18wheeler.

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