marcoroma
01-02-2006, 21:25
One mattin Cappuccet Red's mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this
cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that is very, ma very
kattiv!
And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol,
with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'egirl! 'Ndove do
you
go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of
a
sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills",
she
dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an _expression com: what a cul that
had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not very away, but to
the
nonn's House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued
for
her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the
campanel, entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a
boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night beret
and
fikked himself in the let.
When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
but
the lup, ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the
nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor
nonn!",
said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some
collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little
girl", dissed the nonn-lup.
Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big
oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?". And the nonn- lup: "Oh,
no!
It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But
what big dents you have!". And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is
to
magn you better!". And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc
vals a sac of solds". And so, spinted only for the compassion for the
little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls
that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in
the stanz and killed the lup.
Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and
tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and
guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.The nonn magned tutt the leccornies
that were in the cest. And so, everybody lived felix and content
(maybe not the lup!)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that is very, ma very
kattiv!
And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol,
with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'egirl! 'Ndove do
you
go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of
a
sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills",
she
dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an _expression com: what a cul that
had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not very away, but to
the
nonn's House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued
for
her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the
campanel, entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a
boccon.
Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night beret
and
fikked himself in the let.
When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
but
the lup, ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the
nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor
nonn!",
said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some
collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little
girl", dissed the nonn-lup.
Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big
oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?". And the nonn- lup: "Oh,
no!
It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But
what big dents you have!". And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is
to
magn you better!". And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc
vals a sac of solds". And so, spinted only for the compassion for the
little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls
that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in
the stanz and killed the lup.
Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and
tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and
guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.The nonn magned tutt the leccornies
that were in the cest. And so, everybody lived felix and content
(maybe not the lup!)
:lol: :lol: :lol: